Random Survey/Quiz

[stephbell8]

I completed this on myspace and thought it may be fun to post and see what you all would answer on your own. Copy and paste the quiz and then erase my answers and fill in your own. Please. There... I said it, just do it.


1. Name one person who made you smile yesterday?
Noone - I don't smile. I don't laugh. There is so much negative in the world what right do I have to smile.

2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Arriving at work - another reason not to smile.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
It was 8:00 30 minutes ago you friggin' morons - deduct for yourself what you think my answer will be. DUH - NEXT!

4. What is something that happened to you in 1994?
Well, I know I went to the bathroom at least once that year - so let's go with that event.

5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
Steve you have a phone call - there isn't anyone here named Steve though. It's like an inside joke I have with myself. Yell out random names when the phone rings. Really throws everyone off. But I only smile on the inside at that. Never show your weaknesses.

6. How many different things did you drink today
The 1/2 cup of skim milk from my Special K cereal. I'm on a diet - reason #47 for not smiling. DAMNIT.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
I think that personal hygiene is stupid. Therefore I let myself go. You should see the forest that is growing in my pants. I don't brush it either.

8. What was the last thing you bought?
Shampoo - another inside joke that makes me smile (on the inside.)

9. What was the last gift you received for your birthday?
Nothing. No one loves me. People suck. I have no friends, I know I promised all of you money to act like you like me... it's in the mail. Sorry for the delay. Reason #675 - smiling is the devil.

10. What color is your front door?
I don't have one. I used to live in a fridge box outside of a run down bar in St. Louis. Thanks for reminding me yet again how much life sucks. Someone stole my box just last night along with my shoes. I'm walking around work with holes in my socks. I wish they would pay me something so that I could afford a place to live and some new socks and shoes... I'm so hungry. But they claim that I was fired months ago but I don't remember that. Must have been all the drugs I was on.

11. Where do you keep your change?
I don't have any change but yesterday morning I found a dollar bill and stood at the speaker box at Taco Bell to place my order and no one answered me. Everyone in their cars behind me started honking so I just walked up to the window and knocked. They said they refused to serve me unless I was in a car. "Well, I don't have one." I said. They told me to come inside, but then looked down and saw that I had no shoes. What a bunch of horse poo. Life sucks.

12. What was the weather like today?
I think it's hot but I'm not really sure. I think I have had a fever for days now, but I'm not sure how high it is. I tried to use a toilet plunger handle under my arm to take my temp. because that is all I could find near my medicine cabinet in what would have been the back of my box if it were still there. But that didn't work because you can't tell temperature from looking at a toilet plunger.

13.What is the best ice cream?
I haven't had ice cream since I was a little girl. I don't have money for luxuries such as that. I've got this friggin' dollar in my pocket.... DAMNIT, I have a hole in my pocket and I forgot... I lost that damned dollar!!! Life sucks and has laughed in my face yet again! Reason # 901.

14. What is something you are excited about?
What is there to get excited about? LIFE SUCKS ARSE!

15. When was the last rainbow you saw?
I thought I saw one yesterday, turns out the sun was just hitting an old whiskey bottle just right that the light was reflecting several colors onto the back of the bar building.

16. Do you like someone?
I already told you. People suck. So does life.

17. Do you have a sister?
I have three brothers but as soon as I lost everything they quit talking to me. They said that I stunk.

18. Are you very random?
Why whatever do you mean?

19. Do you want to cut your hair?
If I did that, where would the lice live?

20. Are you over the age of 25?
I think... I lost count.

21. Do you talk a lot?
no.

22. Do you watch The O.C.?
Watch what... Oh yeah, I have a flatscreen hanging up on my carboard box wall.. OH yeah, I don't even have a box anymore. NO YOU STUPID IDIOT... I'm homeless!

23. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?
No, but I'm putting one in my name right now... not my screen name... my name... from now on I will be known as Stephxanie.

24. Do you know anyone named Steven?
No, but if I did that would be funny because earlier I was calling for Steve at my work because he had a phone call (eyes roll)

25. Do you make up your own words?
Yes, and I am the creator of Webster's dictionary and you all owe me alot of money for using all of MY words. What?.... OH, I didn't write the dictionary it seems. I apparently just made that up.

26. Are you ticklish?
No. And even if I were - I never laugh.

27. Are you typically a jealous person?
Jealous - what you mean of all the people that get to sleep on pillow top mattresses in the comfort of their own homes with full bellies, showers and someone to sleep with every night? NAHHHHH.

28. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "B":
I have no friends but if I did I would say Becca or Becky. Because those are nice names... and if I had any friends, I would want friends named Becca or Becky.. or Bill, Bill is a good name too. So is Brad. And I'm sure there are many more nice names that start with a B... and I would welcome them too... if I liked people.

29. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "D":
Damnit. No, that wasn't an answer... I was just saying Damnit. If I had friend's I would like the name Dawn... and others. You know, if I liked people.

30. First person on your received calls list?
Hold on... let me get my PER-TEND phone out of my pocket with a hole in it... BRING BRING - "Hello, who is it?" "It's no one Stephxanie, because no one likes you and you like no one." "Okay then I won't talk to you later!" [closing imaginary phone] what a cruel question. You suck.

31. What did the last text message you received say??
Well, let me open once again my PER-TEND flip phone... OH look, I HAVE NO TEXT MESSAGES BECAUSE I HAVE NO PHONE - GO FIGURE - I hope you suffer from all this evil that you are displaying!

32. Do you chew on your straws?
Yeah, it makes me feel like I'm eating SOMETHING. I just wish I had known who's mouth had been on it first.

33. Do you have curly hair?
I do, but it's pretty tangled up now... Not washing it for a few years will do that.

34. What is the next concert you're going to?
I hope you find a hot pit to jump into.

35. Who is the worst person in your life?
Where do I begin.

36. How many times have you cussed today?
How many have you seen in this email? I'm surprised they are letting me on the computer since they said I no longer work ... OH DAMNIT, they are getting me to work for free!!!

37. What is something you say a lot?
DAMNIT

38. What is the last thing you ate?
A straw

39. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
What's a movie. I'm just kidding. Once I snuck into the movies through the back door when someone came out, it was the Lion King movie and I got to see the first 20 minutes of it before some really mean mom said I stunk and complained to the management. Biotch got me kicked out!

40. Is marriage in your future?
Well, Johnny Trashcan (we call him that beause he lives in a dumpster) has asked a few times, but he quit asking once he got a look at the forest. I don't get it. People suck! It's not my fault!!!

41. When was the last time you said "I love you"?
I tell myself all the time because I'm afraid I might do something irrational if I don't hear it.

42. What should you be doing now?
I guess finding a shelter to clean myself up to find a job because evidently I don't really work here!

43. Do you have a nickname?
Stinky Stephxanie

44. Are you a heavy sleeper?
No, the street cleaners usually wake me up. Either them or the 5-0

45. When was the last time you used a skateboard?
There is one in our alley, but it only has 3 wheels - one of life's cruel jokes.

46. What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Haven't seen any.

47. Who do you miss?
That lady that dropped the dollar. I should have followed her around to find out if she dropped any more.

48. When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest...?
The bar let me do dishes one night for a hot meal. They made me eat it in the alley though. I didn't mind too much.

49. Are you currently depressed?
Why would I be? LIFE IS F***ING WONDERFUL! GEEZ - YES, Life sucks!!! Go buy yourself a clue... I would have given you my dollar since I can't use it anywhere anyway but I lost it!

[imler]

Work is boring today. Sure.


1. Name one person who made you smile yesterday?
My Grandfather. I was remembering a conversation we were having. "No, Dave, I don't like sitting next to the window when the blinds are open. The light makes me look too lifelike."

2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Contemplating calling in sick.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Cross checking an excel spread sheet.

4. What is something that happened to you in 1994?
Someone threw an orange at my head. They missed.

5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"We want to re-test WRBU by capturing from a higher quality video feed."

6. How many different things did you drink today
Two.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
Once, long ago, the comb started out as white. Let's be generous, and call it 'off white'.

8. What was the last thing you bought?
Meat.

9. What was the last gift you received for your birthday?
I haven't really celebrated my birthday since I was ten. I think I realized that I was celebrating the proximity of my death, and that soured me on the whole thing. I was a morbid little kid.

10. What color is your front door?
Transparent, except for the UPS package delivery slips.

11. Where do you keep your change?
A piggy bank named Tonkatsu. I savage his innards for toll money before going on road trips.

12. What was the weather like today?
I saw a pigeon on the wing burst into flame. A saw a nun swear openly. It's hot outside.

13.What is the best ice cream?
Platonic ice cream. It's hard to find. To find it, you usually have to enter an allegory, find a cave, and go spelunking.
Ted Drew makes an adequate substitute.

14. What is something you are excited about?
Visual Studio C# Express 2005 is pretty cool.

15. When was the last rainbow you saw?
1986. It was on a trapper keeper. I think the full design had an astronaut and wizard in space, riding on the back of a unicorn, as it jumped over a rainbow. In retrospect, I hated the 80's.

16. Do you like someone?
I don't like mammals all that much.

17. Do you have a sister?
Nope. I had a childhood dog. My parents jokingly referred to her as my sister. They stopped making that joke when it was time to put her down.

18. Are you very random?
I am procedurally random. I lack a true hardware random noise source. If one were to know the algorithim I'm using, as well as the random seed I started with, I would be completely predictable.

19. Do you want to cut your hair?
I shaved my head once. Once.

20. Are you over the age of 25?
Yes.

21. Do you talk a lot?
no.

22. Do you watch The O.C.?
My TV is not hooked to cable, or an antennae, or anything. Programming from those sources is mostly pro-mammal propaganda.

23. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?
Nope. I also don't converse in lolspeak, maintain a livejournal account, text message, or attatch chunks of cubic zirconia to my cell phone. Now get off of my lawn, you pesky kids.

24. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Yes.

25. Do you make up your own words?
Doing so would not be cromulent.

26. Are you ticklish?
Nope.

27. Are you typically a jealous person?
I don't have the energy for that.

28. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "B":
Brock.

29. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "D":
Doug.

30. First person on your received calls list?
Paul - we conferred on how WRBU is sending their video signal over a string, stretched tightly between two cans.

31. What did the last text message you received say??
It was a picture message of the meatballs served in the Ikea food court. One of my friends sends me these pictures about twice a month. The dude likes Ikea.

32. Do you chew on your straws?
Nope. Pick my teeth with them? Yes.

33. Do you have curly hair?
Only in some places.

34. What is the next concert you're going to?
Reel Big Fish.

35. Who is the worst person in your life?
A co-worker. The one working on a real time video processing system with no real understanding of television technology. I get tired of having to explain what interlacing is to someone who, well, ought to know.

36. How many times have you cussed today?
It's hard to count. I swear in my sleep.

37. What is something you say a lot?
"Drive like you mean it, you son of a bitch! Drive, or I will skin you and wear you like a coat!"

38. What is the last thing you ate?
2 units of meat from Lion's Choice.


39. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
I don't watch racist films?

40. Is marriage in your future?
Maybe?

41. When was the last time you said "I love you"?
Last week. My DSL was hooked up last week.

42. What should you be doing now?
Either injecting a fourier transform detectable luminance squiggle into a frame of video and decoding it, or going over an excel spreadsheet.

43. Do you have a nickname?
Pedant

44. Are you a heavy sleeper?
I'm kinda skinny when I'm awake. Sleeping doesn't change that much.

45. When was the last time you used a skateboard?
... couldn't say.

46. What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Brain Candy

47. Who do you miss?
Rabbits. They're pretty hard to hit when they're moving at speed.

48. When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest...?
Monday? Not sure which week.

49. Are you currently depressed?
Disgruntled, yeah.

[admin]

1. Name one person who made you smile yesterday?
Yesterday? Jackie, I guess. And Anna

2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Sleeping

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Same thing as now...nothing

4. What is something that happened to you in 1994?
I haven't a clue

5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
...I stared at this question for a while, then I said "fuckit" just so I could give that as my answer

6. How many different things did you drink today
3, all of which were caffeinated sodas

7. What color is your hairbrush?
I don't brush it

8. What was the last thing you bought?
A Pepsi and a bag of Animal Cookies

9. What was the last gift you received for your birthday?
Money

10. What color is your front door?
Brown

11. Where do you keep your change?
Pocket, desk, other people

12. What was the weather like today?
Bad

13.What is the best ice cream?
French Vanilla

14. What is something you are excited about?
Steph's Life, because apparently it sucks, and that makes me laugh

15. When was the last rainbow you saw?
I don't look for them

16. Do you like someone?
None of your business

17. Do you have a sister?
No

18. Are you very random?
Quack

19. Do you want to cut your hair?
Not enough to cut

20. Are you over the age of 25?
No

21. Do you talk a lot?
Sometimes

22. Do you watch The O.C.?
No

23. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?
In fact, yes. Max TenBroek

24. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Yea

25. Do you make up your own words?
Squooplak h'nar

26. Are you ticklish?
No

27. Are you typically a jealous person?
A bit

28. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "B":
Brittany

29. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "D":
Dan

30. First person on your received calls list?
"Hidden Number" from Anna

31. What did the last text message you received say??
it was incomprehensible gibberish from my techno-illiterate mother

32. Do you chew on your straws?
Yup, and then I give them to the homeless girl behind the bar

33. Do you have curly hair?
If I grow it out it gets just a bit curly

34. What is the next concert you're going to?
I dont go to concerts

35. Who is the worst person in your life?
Mike Knoll. He needs to die. No, seriously.

36. How many times have you cussed today?
A shitload. I'm like a goddamn motherfucking asshole of a sailor, bitches

37. What is something you say a lot?
FUCK

38. What is the last thing you ate?
Cashews

39. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
No

40. Is marriage in your future?
Eventually I assume, yea

41. When was the last time you said "I love you"?
Its been a while, in person

42. What should you be doing now?
I got nothin

43. Do you have a nickname?
Several

44. Are you a heavy sleeper?
YES

45. When was the last time you used a skateboard?
Never

46. What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Chuck and Larry. It's gay. (rimshot)

47. Who do you miss?
Anna

48. When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest...?
Every morning

49. Are you currently depressed?
No

[stephbell8]

DAVID OMG U R SO FREAKIN' FUNNY!!! LOL IDK what half of your answers meant BUT OMG ROFLMAO!!!! I like your answer about the sister-dog thing... that honestly did make me laugh out loud!!

[stephbell8]

Max, liked the straw bit! FUNNY!! I also like how you said that you sometimes talk alot and almost all of your answers are one word! OH and do we need to get a moderator on here for that mouth of yours? Don't make me bring a bar of soap to the next Improv Session! Potty Mouth!

[Jackie E. Roland]

1. Name one person who made you smile yesterday?
Yesterday? My friend Jami.

2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Dreaming about hunting for cheese fries. Not lying.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Eating steak in St. Charles because I`m a bad-ass like that.

4. What is something that happened to you in 1994?
Uh, I turned 3.

5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Heh."

6. How many different things did you drink today
One. Dr. Pepper.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
Black and green.

8. What was the last thing you bought?
Popcorn, Cookie Dough Bites and a soda. I was at the movies.

9. What was the last gift you received for your birthday?
TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA CONCERT TICKETS BECAUSE MY PARENTS LOVE ME VERY MUCH.

10. What color is your front door?
I actually have two front doors, because my house is weird. And they`re black. And my grandma (who, unfortunately, lives with us) hung these straw hats on them. And they look like nipples. So when I tell my friends where my house is, I give them directions, then I say "You can`t miss it, it`s the only house that has tits."

11. Where do you keep your change?
The zippered pouch in my wallet. Along with my guitar picks.

12. What was the weather like today?
Hot. Sunny, but hot.

13.What is the best ice cream?
CHOCOLATE. OH MY GOD.

14. What is something you are excited about?
Try-outs for the first school play of the year, Chateau La Roach. I`ll prove to Barbeau that I AM a good sophomore actress, DAMMIT.

15. When was the last rainbow you saw?
On the way home from the Lake.

16. Do you like someone?
Not anyone that likes me back. I`ll get over them soon. When some hottie at Goodwill smiles at me.

17. Do you have a sister?
Yep. She`s my polar opposite, BUT I LOVE MY BABY SISTER. She`s fun.

18. Are you very random?
BOOBIES!

19. Do you want to cut your hair?
When it gets long enough to donate, I will in a heartbeat.

20. Are you over the age of 25?
Ha, I will be in 11 years!

21. Do you talk a lot?
Depends on who I`m with.

22. Do you watch The O.C.?
EEEEEEEEEW.

23. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?
I wish. But my MIDDLE name has a "z" in it. Guess what my middle name is, I dare you.

24. Do you know anyone named Steven?
My cousin, a transvestite friend of mine, my friend`s boyfriend...I know A LOT of Stevens.

25. Do you make up your own words?
SAKSFOE.

26. Are you ticklish?
I`M NOT TELLING.

27. Are you typically a jealous person?
XD Yes.

28. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "B":
Becca, Brittany, Brie, Barry, Burnsy (her real name is Holly, and I love the girl)...I got a lot.

29. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "D":
Dan. My "D" friends aren`t as common as my "B" friends.

30. First person on your received calls list?
HALEY whom I love very dearly.

31. What did the last text message you received say??
"Ok bibi"

32. Do you chew on your straws?
Sometimes.

33. Do you have curly hair?
I used to. From birth to age three. Then God started hating me.

34. What is the next concert you're going to?
NICKELBACK WITH MY FRIEND KIM!!!!!!!!! It will be EPIC.

35. Who is the worst person in your life?
There`s this kid who`s been stalking me since 6th grade named Asad...WHEN WILL HE GET THE HINT THAT I LIKE WOMEN?!

36. How many times have you cussed today?
*Shrug*

37. What is something you say a lot?
Anything perverted.

38. What is the last thing you ate?
STEAK YAAAAAY.

39. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
Not yet.

40. Is marriage in your future?
Eventually, I hope. If not, I could always whore myself out! YAY BEING A WHORE!

41. When was the last time you said "I love you"?
Today. To my Daddy. 'Cause I DO love him.

42. What should you be doing now?
Getting my mom to wake up so she can take me to Goodwill so I can meet a hot girl and get over the guys I like. I know I said I like women, but sometimes, men find their way into my heart. XD

43. Do you have a nickname?
*Pulls out a really long list* Which one do you want me to start with?
Dollface, Leprechaun, Midget, Shorty, Hey You, Pervert...

44. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Yep.

45. When was the last time you used a skateboard?
When I was 9 and trying to be cool. XD

46. What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Chuck and Larry. It made me smile.

47. Who do you miss?
KATHRYN. I need to see that girl before summer ends.

48. When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest...?
Never.

49. Are you currently depressed?
A little. Going out with the girls tomorrow night will fix that.

[stephbell8]

I'm gonna guess Hazel for the middle name!

[Jackie E. Roland]

Nope. Much more embarrassing.

[admin]

Elizabeth?

[stephbell8]

Zelda? Zelma... Zora?

[Jackie E. Roland]

DAMN YOU MAX. D:

Edit: And I am NOT a hunchbacked traitor of Sparta!

[stephbell8]

Why the hell is Elizabeth embarrassing? I could make you feel like real crap and tell you that my 15 year old cousin that died in December of 2005 from Brain Cancer was named Elizabeth but I would hate to make you feel bad like that. Elizabeth is a very beautiful name, you should embrace it!

[Jackie E. Roland]

GAH NOW JACKIE FEELS LIKE SHIT MORESO THAN SHE ALREADY HAS SINCE LAST NIGHT THANKS TO IDIOT VAN-DRIVING GUY THAT SHE LIKES.
D':

I`m just not the least bit feminine enough for the name "Elizabeth;" sure, it`s a good name, but...well, you get to know me, you know I`m just not an Elizabeth. If it was my first name, I`d probably go by "Izzy" or something.

Edit: GAH DAMN YOU AGAIN, MAX, AND EXPECT AN EVIL SURPRISE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT FOR THIS.

[admin]

*is totally innocent i swearz*

[Jackie E. Roland]

O rly?