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Post by stephbell8 on Sept 27, 2007 13:22:23 GMT -5
As most of you know I have been MIA and under normal circumstances would not be able to reveal my where abouts but have received permission to tell all of you folks.
I have been working as an undercover alligator wrestler in Australia. The swams have been wet and waist deep. The mosquitos are horrible too! One day I came back to camp and glanced into my broken piece of mirror (mirrors are scarce around here) only to see that I had been bitten so much all over my face I looked like a 7th grader yet to learn about Clearosil. It's horrible, each day we are getting vaccinated with something new. My ass feels like a pin cushion!!
So anyway, as I said we are undercover alligator wrestlers... "What is that?" you might ask... well, we have to disguise ourselves so that the alligators won't recognize us as wrestlers. So we have to forgo the Mexican wrestling masks - I KID I KID. We put on dead alligator skin and growl as we approach them. We also have to cover ourselves with alligator piss. I'm not sure why we do that though... I think our commander is just a sicko.
ANYWAY... yeah, the wrestler part is pretty self explanitory. We wrestle them cover their head with potato sacks and tie them up. Then we ship them back to the US of A and release them in the yards of innocent Floridanians. Just for shits and giggles.
Welp, that's what I've been up too. Hope you all haven't missed me in classes too much. I'll see you all soon hopefully. It's a jungle out here.
~Stephanie
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