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Post by thestevenvance on Apr 2, 2008 10:33:07 GMT -5
Yeah. That's right. Your favorite team is no good. They aren't good at the sport they play, because they are stupid. More than that, they are representative of characteristics that are not admirable. By identifying yourself as a fan of your favorite team, you are identifying yourself as an inferior person. You clearly have characteristics which are unworthy and easily mocked.
By contrast, my favorite team is all that is good and right.
Take that!
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George Malich
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Y'all are brutalizin' me!!!
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Post by George Malich on Apr 16, 2008 5:39:46 GMT -5
Woooe Haus, Your team dribbles when they should punt, and shoots when they should whistle. Don’t even get me started on your mama. I’ve always prided myself on my good-sports-person-ship, but resent events, which came up at a resent charity event, have caused me to take pause and to reflect upon the true meaning of “free”. My team has always shown goodness and kindness toward children and small animals. Your team, on the other hand, has shown only bitterness and contempt, toward my team and its loyal devotees. I say let’s settle this once and for all… not in the safe confines of reasonable discussion, but on the reckless playing surface, where the outcomes of such sporting events are sometimes decided.
GO MY TEAM!!!
I’VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!!!!
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Post by mfitzgerald73 on Apr 16, 2008 8:59:04 GMT -5
Our team can kick your team's baby powder scented patooties - just name the time and the place!!
Our mascots are responsible and have been spayed and neutered by Bob Barker himself whereas your mascots have leaving biyatches up and down the Eastern seaports
Our cheerleaders are clean pure girl next door types whereas your cheerleaders have been leaving biyatches up and down the Western seaports and have a "go to the head of the line" vouchers at the free clinic
We will own you!!!!!
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Post by thestevenvance on Apr 18, 2008 9:41:16 GMT -5
Of course my team and it's followers have shown only bitterness and contempt toward your team. Your team is contemptable, to a degree which would make any reasonable person, much less any other team or one of its respective followers, bitter. We are bitter that your team and its followers are consuming oxygen and food that could otherwise go to other, less contemptable teams. You give the sport that we love a bad name. You give humanity a bad name. If aliens were to spy on our planet and see nothing but your team and its fans, it would be perfectly understandable if they destroyed the earth both as an act of mercy and to assure that your contemptableness would never spread.
Cheerleaders are a sexist relic. That's why we long ago became enlightened and replaced ours with houseplants. Sure our "cheerleaders" have spread up and down coasts and seaports, because our cheerleaders are willing to give of themselves so that others may have houseplants. Get your head out of the sand and into the current millenia. Your cheerleaders don't even produce oxygen!
Your favorite team is a blight upon the Earth!
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George Malich
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Y'all are brutalizin' me!!!
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Post by George Malich on Apr 19, 2008 0:01:55 GMT -5
HELLO!?!?!?
My favorite team is called “Blight Upon The Earth”, and although it is true that “technically” our cheerleaders do not emit oxygen, we are currently in the process of instituting a used cheerleader recycling program, which will greatly reduce our carbon footprint.
You say “baby powder scented patooties” as if it were a bad thing.
In closing I would just like to say: GO TEAM!!!
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